Exclusive - Prime Minister Deploys Australian Military

Mar 05, 2025

In an online exclusive, Sparty’s News can report that the Albanese government has met and resolved to deploy Australian soldiers to both South East Queensland to support Cyclone Alfred management and also to Ukraine as peace keepers. Both groups will assist viz Zoom as they are working from home pursuant to their enterprise agreement.

Prime Minister Albanese said:

Under this deployment, it won’t be boots on the ground but rather pyjamas on chairs. This is the 21 Century Australian Military.

Senator from Canberra Katie Gallagher added:

This new model of military personnel management was designed to ensure gender balance in the military. Just because a solder is fighting in war does not mean that they should not be able to spend time with their family.

Government sources have informed Sparty’s News that NBN services have been fortified to ensure that Zoom services won’t be interrupted while soldier families are streaming NetFlix.

A soldier wearing pyjamas and an Australian slouch hat, sitting in front of a computer. The soldier appears focused, possibly typing or reading something on the screen. The setting is a simple desk with a cozy home atmosphere, with a warm lighting ambiance. The soldier's attire is casual with the distinctive slouch hat adding a military touch.

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