Aussie Cracker and the Dud.

The top of the front page of today’s The Australian was a cracker. An absolute cracker.

Twas an homage to Captain Mediocrity (Peter Costello) by Jamie Packer.

According to the story:

“I think being chairman of Nine is all he (Mr Costello) has left and he will try and keep the job for as long as he can,” Mr Packer told The Australian at the weekend.

I don’t…